TOP FUNNIEST JOKES EVER!!!

What Sardar Ji replied hahaha 


Sardar Public Toilet Gaya to Deewar Pe Likha Tha:
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"Dunya Chand Pe Pohnch Gai
Aur Tum Yahan Bethe Ho?"
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Sardar ne neeche likh diya:
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"Bas Ye Kar K Hum Bhi Ja Raha Hai" :-P :-P :-P


DON'T MESS WITH WIFE

WHO THE BOSS???

BOSS Pastes a poster in Office

"I AM THE BOSS, DON'T FORGET"

As he returns from lunch, finds a slip on his table.

"Your's wife called, she wants her poster back home."

 NO ONE IS CAMPARE TO ME SAID "WIFE"

Police Offer Said: I Arrest  people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by WIFE.

Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by WIFE

CEO: Im the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by WIFE

Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by WIFE....

WHAT A BEST JOKE 

Pathan Got caugt on date
on Independance day
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MAJOR Gul Khan=
What is this???
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Pathan=
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want. :-P